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A dog is like an eternal Peter Pan, a child who never grows old and who therefore is always available to love and be loved.
~ Aaron Katcher

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       Quotes about Dogs

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  "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."

Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!

I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?
--Yvonne Clifford, American actress

She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.
--Queen Victoria.

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
--Will Rogers

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
--Ogden Nash

Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!

Q: When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?
A: When the door is open!

Your dog never really dies .. he eagerly walks besides you on crisp autumn days .. & his nose is always within hand's reach .. so dependable & always there.

Q: What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?
A: Any times he wants to!

Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
A: When it's a greyhound!