Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
A: Any kind of bloodhound!

Q: What is the best time to take a Rottweiler for a walk?
A: Any times he wants to!

Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
A: When it's a greyhoud!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
A: A jet setter!

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
--Unknown

"In dog years, I'm dead."
-- Unknown

During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
One said to the other..."The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will never use in the real world."

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
-- Unknown

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
-- Unknown

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!

Q: What do you call a cross eyed dog?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel