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Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What is a dog's favorite food?
A: Anything that is on your plate!
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Dog Jokes & Dog Stories Quotes about Dogs |
| About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. ~ Edgar Watson 1853-1937 Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he is irritated? But when you take him for a ride he immediately sticks his head out the window! Q: What did the Dalmatian woof after a bowl of kibbles? A: That hit the spots! After the dog ate the garlic toast his breath was worse than his bite. Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail~ Josh Billings When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. ~ Erma Bombeck A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome. Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ~ Phillis Diller I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.~ Wendy Liebman
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