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About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
~ Edgar Watson 1853-1937

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he is irritated? But when you take him for a ride he immediately sticks his head out the window!

Q: What did the Dalmatian woof after a bowl of kibbles?
A: That hit the spots!

After the dog ate the garlic toast his breath was worse than his bite.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail~ Josh Billings

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later. ~ Erma Bombeck

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ~ Phillis Diller

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.~ Wendy Liebman

There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked. The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, ''Nope.'' As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, ''I thought you said your dog didn't bite!'' The old man muttered, ''Ain't my dog.''

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!