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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."
-- Nora Ephron
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
--Sigmund Freud
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get
used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
-- Gene Hill
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
-- Holbrook Jackson
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
--Franklin P. Jones
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful."
-- Ann Landers
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how
dogs spend their lives."
-- Sue Murphy
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely
certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-- Rita Rudner |
