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Dog Jokes & Dog Stories Quotes about Dogs |
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My hounds are bred out of the Spartan kind; So flew'd, so sanded; their heads are hung with ears that sweep away the morning dew... ~ William Shakespeare, a Mid Summer Night's Dream
The more I see of men the more I like dogs.~ Madame de Stael 1766-1817
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Dog Jokes & Dog Stories Quotes about Dogs |
| Sir, this is a unique dog. He does not live by tooth or fang. He respects the
right of cats to be cats although he doesn't admire them. He turns his steps
rather than disturb an earnest caterpillar. His greatest fear is that someone
will point out a rabbit and suggest that he chase it. This is a dog of peace and
tranquility. --John Steinbeck Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace. --Milan Kundera Why is it that my heart is so touched whenever I meet a dog lost in our noisy streets? Why do I feel such anguished pity when I see one of these creatures coming and going, sniffing everyone, frightened, despairing of even finding its master? --Emil Zola Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because its hard to run in squares! Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? A: Dingo Starr! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog? A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road! Q: When does a dog go "moo"? A: When it is learning a new language! His name is not wild dog anymore, but the first friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always. --Rudyard Kipling Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A: A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead! "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" --M. Facklam Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails. "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward Abbey "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." --Anonymous "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard." --Dave Barry |