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Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book; inside of a dog, it is very dark. ~ Groucho Marx.

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
--Mark Twain.

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings

When a man’s dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
--Mark Twain.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
--Margot Kaufman, American writer

My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet.
--Edith Wharton.

She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements. Except the special sense of mutual recognition that tells dog and human they have both come to the right place.
--Lloyd Alexander, American writer.

God ... sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.
--Rainer Maria Rilke

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
--Corey Ford, American writer

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
--Jerome K. Jerome, English humorist

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.
--Ernest Thompson Seton, American writer and naturalist.

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
--Mordecai Siegal, Contemporary Writer

Being patted is what it is all about.
--Roger Caras.